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Hello world…The Introduction

08 Aug

 

Instead of doing a standard about me section, I am pretending as if I’m being interviewed by some famous reporter. As you will soon see I can be quite delusional.

 

 

 

It’s such an honor to interview someone of your talent. Please introduce yourself to the readers who for some crazy reason don’t know who you are.

 

My name is Tabitha, but you can call me Tab or Tabby. I have been called (mostly by myself) The Greatest of All Time, Dat Pretty Pretty Gurl and The Great one.

 

I know being “Pretty” can be a full time job but what else do you do?

 

Do? Oh you mean as in work! Currently I mooch off my parents and the Federal Government, while attending Grad School at Temple. It sounds bad, but I promise I’ll get a job eventually.

 

Your parents should count it an honor to provide for their beautiful adult daughter. Since you have no 9-5 what is it that you do with your time?

 

Well, I really enjoy walks in the park; especially now when the weather is so nice. I like to read, my favorite genre is autobiographies/memoirs. My favorite author is Alice Walker. One of my biggest vices is reality television, can’t live without it. Some of my favorite shows are Bridezillas, G’s to Gent, Flippin out, Real World, Nancy Grace and the list goes on. I also enjoy staring at myself in the mirror, its hard to believe how good looking I am sometimes. I love Football especially FSU football and any time Terrell Owens playing. I spend a lot of time fantasizing about when Oppie (Oprah) and I will first meet.

 

Many of today’s youth have named you as their fashion icon. How would you describe your style?

 

I don’t think I have just one style, I go through different phases and my clothing reflects that. Most people would describe my style as preppy; I’m a sucker for any kind of collar shirts, sweater vests ad argyle. I do frequent the men and the little boys sections as well as the woman section. I describe the look derived from those sections as “gay boy chic”. If I am wearing male clothing, they musy be fitted, not into really baggy clothes. I try to make sure I throw on earrings, purse and lip gloss. I also like the rock star look: studded belts, skinny jeans and dunks or chucks. White “V” neck tees are a must have, have to keep a fresh tee around. I love to wear dresses, really short ones or long flowy ones. I am not really a big fan of girls shorts, unless they are kind of long. I hate to see people in really tight short shorts. Skirts or cool. But I prefer mini-skirts, if I am going to wear them. But mostly I just wear whatever I feel like. My favorite look is me directly after I come out of the shower or lotioning up, sadly you can’t walk around naked without being arrested.

 

Of course, the question on everyone minds, including me (wink, wink) …What’s your relationship status?

 

Single!

 

That should make people happy. Are you presently looking?

 

Not at all. I am really chilling. It would be nice to have some one to hold hands with on my walks in the park. Other than that I am good. But hey, who knows! Really, What I am looking for is a good boy who likes boys, they are the best.

 

But lets just say I’m also open.

 

Why are you doing a blog?

 

Mostly cause I have nothing better to do. Plus the fans demand it.

 

What should the dedicated fans (The Tabians) as well as the casual worshippers of your greatness expect to read in this blog?

 

A whole lot of bad writing and grammar. Ego stroking. Self-absorption and cockyness. Irrelevant looks at current events and politics. Gripping about reality television. Ignorant and culturally insensitive statements. Black Pride. A little preaching and a whole lot of venting. But most all of it will be Just Tab!

 

Thanks again for agreeing to do this interview with me. This was certainly the highlight of my career.

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8 Comments

Posted by on August 8, 2008 in Learning bout Tab!

 

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8 responses to “Hello world…The Introduction

  1. JG*

    August 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    Congrats!!! Your first post is awesome! And you know I’d tell you if it wasn’t. I really like the style you chose. I look forward to more from “Just Tab”

     
  2. Sanchia

    August 12, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    When I tell you this right here is COMEDY! OH! I refuse to be considered a Tabian…bff is already a lot. You will be hearing from me! I’ll have my people call your people!

    Fashion Icon? I guess…Bring on the ego stroking and self-absorption I’m ready to hate.

     
  3. KEI

    August 12, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    A Tabian…You’re too much best friend 🙂 I hope your random thoughts continue throughout the semester

     
  4. AB

    August 13, 2008 at 1:11 am

    uhh…yeah…no comment

     
  5. Mo

    August 14, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    Tabian…lmao! You are f*cking crazy as hell! But, gotta love it! This was pretty entertaining all the way around! Challlllllannnnnggggggeeeeee! 🙂

     
  6. Carmen

    August 15, 2008 at 6:40 am

    I’m officially a regular.

     
  7. w. d. lilly

    August 16, 2008 at 12:57 am

    . . . ok . . . now . . . you know the world is changing when a republican can accept welfare so that she can take long “lazy” walks in the park and watch reality television all day (modern day soap-operas). . . lol . . . you so epitimize the “welfare queen” without kids . . . and . . . your sense of style reminds me of my ex-boyfriend . . . fitted boyish clothes complimented with “earrings, purse and lip gloss . . . studded belts, skinny jeans” . . . so yeah . . . your description of you . . . is a lazy jobless brat who could have been my husband one day . . . (he probably still can be, but i’m being stubborn right now) . . . lol . . . great introduction . . .

     
  8. Alex

    August 16, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Your blog is interesting!

    Keep up the good work!

     

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